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What would YOU do if you were in the path of Dustin Brown? Find out how to keep internal bleeding to a minimum, and how to keep recuperation periods short by learning a few safety tips.
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Friday, February 15, 2008.
Los Angeles, California 33.735°N, 117.475°W
Incident Report: 020808
Wednesday, February 6, 2008 - 2:24pm
7-pounds 8-ounces, 19.5 inches
Los Angeles, California 33.735°N, 117.475°W
Congrats to Nicole, Dustin and Jake Austin Brown from all of us here at the Dustin Brown Institute of Skate Tectonics.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008. Period 1 - 12:15
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 39.952°N, -75.164°W
Episode: 012208
Tuesday, January 22, 2008. Period 1 - 03:44
Los Angeles, California 33.735°N, 117.475°W
Episode: 012208
Tuesday, January 22, 2008. Period 2 - 00:08
Los Angeles, California 33.735°N, 117.475°W
Dustin Brown - The Movie Wednesday,1/18/08
Thanks Mateo!
Dustin Brown Early Warning Calendar: January 2008 Wednesday,1/1/08
Here at The Dustin Brown Institute of Skate Tectonics, we have millions of dollars worth of the latest prediction and monitoring equipment being operated by hundreds of the greatest minds working in the field of Skate Tectonics today. So advanced is our research that we are now able to predict the time and location of many Skate Tectonic events, and are happy to be able to offer to the public a desktop sized wallpaper to assist in helping those in the path of Dustin Brown. Refer to your "Dustin Brown and You: A Survivor's Guide" preparedness manual for more information.
Monday, December 17, 2007. From 7:30pm to 10:30pm
Los Angeles, CA 33.735°N, 117.475°W
Dustin Brown Warning Calendar Wednesday,12/12/07
Here at The Dustin Brown Institute of Skate Tectonics, we have millions of dollars worth of the latest prediction and monitoring equipment being operated by hundreds of the greatest minds working in the field of Skate Tectonics today. So advanced is our research that we are now able to predict the time and location of many Skate Tectonic events, and are happy to be able to offer to the public a desktop sized wallpaper to assist in helping those in the path of Dustin Brown. Refer to your "Dustin Brown and You: A Survivor's Guide" preparedness manual for more information.
When 53% of Fantasy League owners have Dustin Brown on their team, that just tells us one thing - that 47% of the people who have a Fantasy Hockey team are clueless. These uninformed people are a possible threat to themselves, their communities, and their loved ones (provided their loved ones play in the NHL). This is why The Dustin Brown Institute of Skate Tectonics exists. Our Mission Statement, if we actually had one, would probably say something about that. There was a guy at the number 2 spot, but he wasn't an LA King and his name wasn't Dustin Brown, so we just cut him out in the interest of, oh... global warming or something.
Episode: 120307
Any player accumulating a goal, an assist and a fight during the
course of a single game is said to have achieved what is known as a "Gordie Howe Hat Trick". A "Dustin Brown Hat Trick" is when a player gets a goal, an assist, and a partial decapitation of an opponent (see :30 mark of the video). We here at The Dustin Brown Institute of Skate Tectonics are still giddy about seeing one on Monday night.
Monday, December 3, 2007. From 7:30pm to 10:30pm
Los Angeles, CA 33.735°N, 117.475°W
